Welcome good people to the Ramblings Of A Mad Woman!
By Rebecca E Clarke
By Rebecca E Clarke
I present a spot of poetry!
Alternatively, you can pick from the quick fix poetry buffet!
Word
Word,
Word is a word,
A word that can be heard,
That's what makes it a word,
Rather than a thought,
A thought can be taught,
But never bought,
People will buy into a thought,
A thought can be caught,
Just something to make you think,
Or see a shrink ,
To talk about the thought,
That you worded to the shrink that you bought,
Who in turn caught the thought ,
... And told you what they think.
..........
Cystitis - A Survival Guide (Featured - Artificial Womb)
To other Tinder novices I say beware, Enter into encounters with control and care, Listen to your body especially in the presence of an exceptionally large willy, Learn your craft and don’t be silly,
Many know it to be a game of snake and ladder, Earned their battle scars with an irritated bladder,
Wee begrudgingly leaves you in the form of a razor blade, Have an antibiotic with 27 litres of cranberry juice and seek some shade, You’ve paid the unspoken price of getting laid!
?
P.S Always stay close to a loo to relieve the pressure and pain,
No one likes to piss themselves on a commuter train :)
..........
Off Her Rocker
Whilst rocking back and forth,
An unremarkable girl had a remarkable thought,
What if she stopped swaying south to north,
And sidled away from the protective fort,
Maybe she could walk or run or dance,
Befriend the joker known as chance,
But What if she sang out of turn,
Would her reality crumble and burn,
Or would the onlookers stop and listen,
Aid her on her free thinking mission,
Either way the seed was set,
Time had come to break free from the net,
Contact her for a rocker TO LET.
..........
Wail
Wail at the struggle,
Wail at the norm,
Wail at the passive sleeping citizens,
But learn to wail without sound,
Learn to wail in fits and bursts or elongated mournful song,
Wail to in the face of the controlled using intuitive melody to catch their dreams hook and eye bringing eye to eye,
Weave within the mass conducting a dialogue of harmonic mirth,
Piercing in its timbre and slick blade consistency,
Ready to wake wailing from the nightmare where you run without travel,
Aim to echo locate through the chamber with pitch precision and then ...
Fire
..........
Because you're worth it
We managed to get you at a cracking price,
And we have to say you're jolly nice,
It's so wonderful to be a shareholder,
So what it it's single glazing! We’ll just get colder,
It's worth it you see, for the experiences you'll bring,
You enrich our life ... Only there is one more thing,
Please don't think we’re in a bad mood,
But with the latest rent increase we can't afford food,
I mean, we know you'll pay us back in double with culture,
And we’d never refer to you as a money grabbing vulture,
Although it would be nice to know why it costs so much,
When we're living like rabbits in a damp and drafty hutch,
Oh you're right! It's because of the great links to the 422 bus,
I hope you didn't think we were making a fuss,
Actually whilst we're on the topic of travelling around,
Our oyster weekly pass has gone up by £2 ?
Not much we know,
But when the traffic is this slow,
We can start to get a little frustrated,
But a cheap coffee to go will make us feel compensated,
Of course you know we’re only joking,
To find a cheap coffee we’d have to live in Woking!
Yes you've sat by idly a watched us come undone,
But we don't hold it against you because WE LOVE YOU LONDON ... !?
Copyright Rebecca E Clarke
Word
Word,
Word is a word,
A word that can be heard,
That's what makes it a word,
Rather than a thought,
A thought can be taught,
But never bought,
People will buy into a thought,
A thought can be caught,
Just something to make you think,
Or see a shrink ,
To talk about the thought,
That you worded to the shrink that you bought,
Who in turn caught the thought ,
... And told you what they think.
..........
Cystitis - A Survival Guide (Featured - Artificial Womb)
To other Tinder novices I say beware, Enter into encounters with control and care, Listen to your body especially in the presence of an exceptionally large willy, Learn your craft and don’t be silly,
Many know it to be a game of snake and ladder, Earned their battle scars with an irritated bladder,
Wee begrudgingly leaves you in the form of a razor blade, Have an antibiotic with 27 litres of cranberry juice and seek some shade, You’ve paid the unspoken price of getting laid!
?
P.S Always stay close to a loo to relieve the pressure and pain,
No one likes to piss themselves on a commuter train :)
..........
Off Her Rocker
Whilst rocking back and forth,
An unremarkable girl had a remarkable thought,
What if she stopped swaying south to north,
And sidled away from the protective fort,
Maybe she could walk or run or dance,
Befriend the joker known as chance,
But What if she sang out of turn,
Would her reality crumble and burn,
Or would the onlookers stop and listen,
Aid her on her free thinking mission,
Either way the seed was set,
Time had come to break free from the net,
Contact her for a rocker TO LET.
..........
Wail
Wail at the struggle,
Wail at the norm,
Wail at the passive sleeping citizens,
But learn to wail without sound,
Learn to wail in fits and bursts or elongated mournful song,
Wail to in the face of the controlled using intuitive melody to catch their dreams hook and eye bringing eye to eye,
Weave within the mass conducting a dialogue of harmonic mirth,
Piercing in its timbre and slick blade consistency,
Ready to wake wailing from the nightmare where you run without travel,
Aim to echo locate through the chamber with pitch precision and then ...
Fire
..........
Because you're worth it
We managed to get you at a cracking price,
And we have to say you're jolly nice,
It's so wonderful to be a shareholder,
So what it it's single glazing! We’ll just get colder,
It's worth it you see, for the experiences you'll bring,
You enrich our life ... Only there is one more thing,
Please don't think we’re in a bad mood,
But with the latest rent increase we can't afford food,
I mean, we know you'll pay us back in double with culture,
And we’d never refer to you as a money grabbing vulture,
Although it would be nice to know why it costs so much,
When we're living like rabbits in a damp and drafty hutch,
Oh you're right! It's because of the great links to the 422 bus,
I hope you didn't think we were making a fuss,
Actually whilst we're on the topic of travelling around,
Our oyster weekly pass has gone up by £2 ?
Not much we know,
But when the traffic is this slow,
We can start to get a little frustrated,
But a cheap coffee to go will make us feel compensated,
Of course you know we’re only joking,
To find a cheap coffee we’d have to live in Woking!
Yes you've sat by idly a watched us come undone,
But we don't hold it against you because WE LOVE YOU LONDON ... !?
Copyright Rebecca E Clarke