Because you're worth it...
We managed to get you at a cracking price,
And we have to say you're jolly nice,
It's so wonderful to be a shareholder,
So what it it's single glazing! We’ll just get colder,
It's worth it you see, for the experiences you'll bring,
You enrich our life ... Only there is one more thing,
Please don't think we’re in a bad mood,
But with the latest rent increase we can't afford food,
I mean, we know you'll pay us back in double with culture,
And we’d never refer to you as a money grabbing vulture,
Although it would be nice to know why it costs so much,
When we're living like rabbits in a damp and drafty hutch,
Oh you're right! It's because of the great links to the 422 bus,
I hope you didn't think we were making a fuss,
Actually whilst we're on the topic of travelling around,
Our oyster weekly pass has gone up by £2 ?
Not much we know,
But when the traffic is this slow,
We can start to get a little frustrated,
But a cheap coffee to go will make us feel compensated,
Of course you know we’re only joking,
To find a cheap coffee we’d have to live in Woking!
Yes you've sat by idly a watched us come undone,
But we don't hold it against you because WE LOVE YOU LONDON ... !?
We managed to get you at a cracking price,
And we have to say you're jolly nice,
It's so wonderful to be a shareholder,
So what it it's single glazing! We’ll just get colder,
It's worth it you see, for the experiences you'll bring,
You enrich our life ... Only there is one more thing,
Please don't think we’re in a bad mood,
But with the latest rent increase we can't afford food,
I mean, we know you'll pay us back in double with culture,
And we’d never refer to you as a money grabbing vulture,
Although it would be nice to know why it costs so much,
When we're living like rabbits in a damp and drafty hutch,
Oh you're right! It's because of the great links to the 422 bus,
I hope you didn't think we were making a fuss,
Actually whilst we're on the topic of travelling around,
Our oyster weekly pass has gone up by £2 ?
Not much we know,
But when the traffic is this slow,
We can start to get a little frustrated,
But a cheap coffee to go will make us feel compensated,
Of course you know we’re only joking,
To find a cheap coffee we’d have to live in Woking!
Yes you've sat by idly a watched us come undone,
But we don't hold it against you because WE LOVE YOU LONDON ... !?